Imaginary Conversations I’ve Had with Trump Supporters

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Trump supporter: Why do you hate him so much? You guys have Trump Derangement Syndrome!

We didn’t “start” hating him when he became president — we’ve been dubious about him since he came onto the scene in the 1980s. He’s got a looooooong history of cheating, hurting the little guy, defrauding charities, working with the mob, and running businesses into the ground. We…